I should start using song lyrics for titles again

This morning I was walking through the paddock with half a bale of hay under one arm, as I do every morning. The horsies have gotta eat, and they gotta eat a lot. In case you are wondering, hay is scratchy and awkward.

Did you see that picture of the horse in my last post? Well if you didn't, read this first and then scroll down and swear at him for me.

That particular beastie snuck up behind me (yeah, ok, so I was a little sleepy), and grabbed a big mouthful of hay in his nasty horsey mouth. With his mouthful of hay, he also caught the wire to my earphones, ripping them out of my poor little ears.

I yelled at him (‘cause that’s super naughty!), but I had to keep walking so that I didn’t drop the hay everywhere.

I spread the hay out, turned around, and there he was with my earphones still in his mouth!!!

“Uhhh... This hay is all funny-like”

I actually had to open his mouth up to get them out. Have a look at the pic. He had a good old chew.

Bastard!!!





Lucky it was only my cheap shit pair for my cheap shit radio, and not an ipod or something.

I can’t have nice things. Horses always break them.