More words that are much cooler than the word I was trying to write

Damn autocorrect makes me type with lazy fingers. I’d switch it off, if it didn't take so much effort.

Vehicel (vehicle)
Balacne (balance)
Poptions (options)
Frined (friend)
Netwrok (network)
Compotent & Compontent (2 for component – I’m really good at that one)

And finally…

Autocrorect (autocorrect)

Is it weird that I keep a list of these? Going on past experience, if I feel the need to ask then the answer is probably yes.

Something about them appeals to me. They are nice.

Try to use them in a sentence...