Employ me! You know you want to!
I was just browsing through some job ads and I found one with this:
Nameless Company has position vacant for an individual with an infectious personality.
My personality is infectious. Should I apply? My mood swings could throw a satellite out of orbit...
posted by Skvid @ 8:13 pm
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I've been giving it some serious thought, but I'm not sure if I could live with myself. Yo-Yo-ing an entire office like that. I also don't want to be responsible for infecting others with the particular strain of horse obsession that I have. I fear it is incurable. I am eternally doomed to have these beasties in my life, destroying all my worldly possessions with their massive teeth and hooves.
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