Eurovision Sweet Eurovision

Where a continent comes together to celebrate crap pop music. I love it, but only because it's so bad that it's good!

Things that are guaranteed:

• At least half the performers will dress in white
• Songs sung in English by acts from non-english speaking countries will have bizarre lyrics
• There will be skimpily dressed female singers dancing very carefully so they don’t pop out of their clothes
• There will be enthusiastic dancers in weird costumes
• Strange (and apparently symbolic) things will happen, and no-one in the audience will have any idea what is going on
  
  But best of all…

• Terry Wogan’s commentary will be awesome. (“And now we have a man with serious eyebrows”) I especially loved it when he started laughing about a particular act, and couldn’t stop himself. It's great when people on TV get the giggles.